Not a care in the world in '09

I was just now brushing my teeth and out of the corner of my eye, noticed that the expiration date of my Stress Tabs(R) was 6/09. Am I to take this to mean that by age 31.5, all stress will be completely gone from my life, I won't have a care in the world and I will finally figure out how to play sudoku? A girl can dream.